She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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