For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
