I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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