I want to walk on stilts...naked
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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