Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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