And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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