yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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