Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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