oh god the rape fog is back!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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