wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
as a side note pls kill me
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