the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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