Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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