I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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