so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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