Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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