We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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