But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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