how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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