You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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