so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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