Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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