If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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