I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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