i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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