I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
