my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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