Will you blow on my dice?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He did a backflip because drugs
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
