She said her name was "party"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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