That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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