Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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