WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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