oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
They have beer where we have blood.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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