You can't motorboat a personality
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
