She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Be still, my beating vagina.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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