How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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