Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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