Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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