is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
