ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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