He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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