Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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