Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
