if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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