ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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