2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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