Me too!
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You pole danced in your parka.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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