in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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