There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
