I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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