you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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