I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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