that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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